I amTumblr (3.0; @loosinmynoodles)http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://sober-2.tumblr.com/post/163638993664/the-shining-is-barely-even-a-horror-movie-men-just" class="tumblr_blog">sober-2</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that</p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175241147122http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175241147122Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:47:03 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0619bb44cb059e09a5f8ff2e7cd3373a/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b6da6f8d94100ac14b0c255886ab6c9/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d4dca2613fabdc34049de2143067a31/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0216e5585e14391ea86fdd12e3e6fe8c/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d791d7606d7884edd878d0cc77941ca0/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9cc3fb2cd8fc9337d55833f795527118/tumblr_paupieIeeW1rjjr2to4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bruce-wayne.tumblr.com/post/175219888703/you-cant-put-a-paco-rabanne-belt-on-a-patou-it" class="tumblr_blog">bruce-wayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>You can’t put a Paco Rabanne belt on a Patou. It won’t match.</small></p> <p><small><b>Henry Cavill</b> in The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237252777http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237252777Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:51:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37061b1f1e40a48779b190a5696446ea/tumblr_pavnmj6Y9E1tt9lrzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/321f1c08fab3c5216973970fbaf417c9/tumblr_pavnmj6Y9E1tt9lrzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://meanplastic.com/post/175236106690/i-am-laughing-so-hard" class="tumblr_blog">meanplastic</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I am laughing so hard</p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237163122http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237163122Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:46:43 -0400<p><a href="http://berniesrevolution.tumblr.com/post/175236282124/5-key-issues-with-alexandria" class="tumblr_blog">berniesrevolution</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce885e63f470a5c946468f8518ac1053/tumblr_inline_pau0vdPMqV1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3851d98bd3fcaac87c365879cab2b0ef/tumblr_inline_pau0vkNEt81rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6cf002605d546bc2e1080888a36bf06/tumblr_inline_pau0vqQvhq1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8372d07203ea0f57c39e4759fc015cc/tumblr_inline_pau0wbJyFO1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e1608961f4fa758853b61b24497013a/tumblr_inline_pau0wiKYjG1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b7e6902eb68d1119669301b73ef4ea/tumblr_inline_pau13yGzhS1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2478558b07050f1cf1b351074e5db6c4/tumblr_inline_pau1j4CUJr1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c65fc01c145581ef19bb008ff15fd01/tumblr_inline_pau1ja3SvD1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1302121ca5a18ef88f5b28fe5a2688af/tumblr_inline_pau1jiPKod1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/afdcafe6078850f9e7561508915bbca5/tumblr_inline_pau3ocqTR31rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bacc9696a74c56b58f73beaff4c0289a/tumblr_inline_pau3okNeJa1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a8326532f07e5aad4e4b64265033bfb/tumblr_inline_pau42ytikN1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9021f0688c5257f6a31e7c69cc28f0ba/tumblr_inline_pau80hTEkA1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/28ccf721972d45f64a23dc733d0c19b0/tumblr_inline_pau80uNz5d1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37dd615dd16c03095a13be8d90784bee/tumblr_inline_pau8143yOJ1rilbqj_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="448" data-orig-height="252"/></figure></p> <h2> <b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqn--C-MuJ4">Alexandria Ocasio Cortez</a></b>’s movement-campaign is the perfect embodiment of what the political revolution is all about! If You live in the Bronx or Queens don’t forget to vote on Tuesday, June 26th!<br/></h2> <h2><b>If you don’t live in the district you can still <a href="https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ocasio2018">donate HERE</a></b></h2> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237097282http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237097282Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:43:26 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cce6de9bf587352850' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ob054j0FyC1qa9yvv_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":20,"hdUrl":"https://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/video_file/t:wPInN0sFU57CCvFmeux0tw/175237046422/tumblr_ob054j0FyC1qa9yvv","filmstrip":{"url":"http://66.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ob054j0FyC1qa9yvv_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/video_file/t:wPInN0sFU57CCvFmeux0tw/175237046422/tumblr_ob054j0FyC1qa9yvv/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://allerasphinx.tumblr.com/post/148111017627/7mangoes-thahalfrican-qingmilo" class="tumblr_blog">allerasphinx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://7mangoes.tumblr.com/post/148104713804/thahalfrican-qingmilo-tellyjpg-yo-more" class="tumblr_blog">7mangoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thahalfrican.tumblr.com/post/148104516036/qingmilo-tellyjpg-yo-more-and-more-people" class="tumblr_blog">thahalfrican</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://qingmilo.tumblr.com/post/148094379325">qingmilo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tellyjpg.tumblr.com/post/148087831015">tellyjpg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yo</p> </blockquote> <p>More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face</p> </blockquote> <p>lmaooo</p> </blockquote> <p>they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.</p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237046422http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237046422Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:41:02 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/51c4f57b579439e049ff2418c67c7cd2/tumblr_p3cwjp1NcX1t5zyeuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beyoncescock.tumblr.com/post/170832397246/this" class="tumblr_blog">beyoncescock</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this<br/></p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237032467http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237032467Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:40:21 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cce6df035991030863' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_o872ulZNXQ1uyl9no_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":79,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://66.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_o872ulZNXQ1uyl9no_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/video_file/t:wPInN0sFU57CCvFmeux0tw/175237012767/tumblr_o872ulZNXQ1uyl9no" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://awholevarietyofstuff.tumblr.com/post/174725154942/beejohnlocked-superblyboring-robotlyra-me" class="tumblr_blog">awholevarietyofstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://beejohnlocked.tumblr.com/post/172851406046/superblyboring-robotlyra-me-watching-what" class="tumblr_blog">beejohnlocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superblyboring.tumblr.com/post/149403391595">superblyboring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robotlyra.tumblr.com/post/149396507412">robotlyra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong</p> </blockquote> <p>I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.</p> </blockquote> <p>Why did the crowd sound disappointed when the parachute deployed?</p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237012767http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175237012767Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:39:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfdfdb052889218b9d0eb26c76a76a8c/tumblr_oc13iqSlgQ1sa5498o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://the-at-symbol.tumblr.com/post/174405720966/argumate-penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice" class="tumblr_blog">the-at-symbol</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/174401334044/penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod" class="tumblr_blog">argumate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://penfairy.tumblr.com/post/149054812844/some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod-c700-bc" class="tumblr_blog">penfairy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)</p></blockquote> <p>which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)</p> </blockquote> <p>Grain-stealing thots</p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236963497http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236963497Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:36:29 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4334f29119f0a851c2dfca3f7b107c78/tumblr_nztygxZX531s1vn29o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://goddamnedzubat.tumblr.com/post/149635700959/sixpenceee-a-chinese-artist-nicknamed-brother" class="tumblr_blog">goddamnedzubat</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/135878734529/a-chinese-artist-nicknamed-brother-nut-made-a" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A Chinese artist nicknamed <b>Brother Nut</b>, made a brick out of dust he collected from the smog in Beijing in the past 100 days<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Hail Brother Nut</p> </blockquote> <p>hail brother nut</p>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236929427http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236929427Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:34:40 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32cce6dfa41857205182' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pasx6wdYtg1rslmv0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":14,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pasx6wdYtg1rslmv0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/video_file/t:wPInN0sFU57CCvFmeux0tw/175236922852/tumblr_pasx6wdYtg1rslmv0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://curseworm.tumblr.com/post/175223644509/dutchmuslim-seemeflow-she-sells-weed-but" class="tumblr_blog">curseworm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dutchmuslim.tumblr.com/post/175199675251/seemeflow-she-sells-weed-but-has-a-problem" class="tumblr_blog">dutchmuslim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seemeflow.tumblr.com/post/175187479555" class="tumblr_blog">seemeflow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="690" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa31f87c8b9350bdd36282f039e836d8/tumblr_inline_pasx64qRvM1rn1nmu_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="690" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="768" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e838adc5fa2e84a36337f9efd96a848/tumblr_inline_pasx6aj9jp1rn1nmu_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="768" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="750" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/70ce2818985bc0c494c7dc480c1f6ff0/tumblr_inline_pasx6gyaAU1rn1nmu_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="750" data-orig-height="750"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="850" data-orig-height="960" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/854bdf34b586f68e5eab6de64192171c/tumblr_inline_pasx6n94x81rn1nmu_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="850" data-orig-height="960"/></figure><p><br/></p> <h2><b>She sells weed but has a problem with an 8 year old black girl selling water. Toxic white people feel like it is LITERALLY against the law for Black folks to disobey their request. They immediately jump into citizens arrest mode, playing the role of deputy doin’ too much, using their whiteness and its proximity to police protection as a weapon.</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>It’s always white women sticking their noses in shit they don’t belong to. Imagine if the girl would get shot by the police? I hope the family and especially the young girl is oké and will sue her demon ass for this. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="737"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8bf05115bc9503c3f82a34a4aedf2ff6/tumblr_inline_pauw5uM6Av1rfv6et_540.png" data-orig-height="243" data-orig-width="737"/></figure><p>LMAOOOOO GOOD</p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236922852http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236922852Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:34:18 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e3d6de3afcbd5719b428e63154b95cba/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/118e1aa4fea96d73efd3f6a0f449ab50/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1588819b9bf069584252abf603ec824/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c9f7accb4a2c5ea0b9268df51680b56/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e96489ebe2d27b6ae4161618a4d14840/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22e1de4f82a48b318874da142c205411/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0922300eddfc49d12c6c5f90ef9e24d3/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3f28a84cadaa071bbd81485186a8f59/tumblr_p97spwSqFu1up42jgo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://spiderliliez.tumblr.com/post/174984666097/olivia-cooke-as-amanda-anya-taylor-joy-as-lily" class="tumblr_blog">spiderliliez</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4972453/">Olivia Cooke</a></b><i> (as Amanda)</i><br/><b><a href="https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5896355/">Anya Taylor-Joy</a></b> <i>(as Lily)</i><br/>Excerpts from the dark comedy-drama, <i><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPcV_3D3V2A">THOROUGHBREDS (2017)</a></i></p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236801592http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236801592Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:28:23 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d8915da31eb3d6a4e6f86d9aae3a5bc/tumblr_oyt64qgF5E1uuhizho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://scribble-stars.tumblr.com/post/167060336122/i-cannot-even-begin-to-describe-how-much-i-love" class="tumblr_blog">scribble-stars</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I cannot even begin to describe how much I love Josh Groban</p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236666997http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236666997Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:21:07 -0400<p><a href="http://real-retail-stories.tumblr.com/post/166582512712/please-keep-anonymous-bc-i-dont-want-to-be" class="tumblr_blog">real-retail-stories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]</p> <p>I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.</p> <p>A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.</p> <p>I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.</p> <p>I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.</p> <p>I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.</p> <p>Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.</p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236661822http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236661822Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:20:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cab4f9847780702c06bc3d694b12fa91/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo1_r3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a8b3b31df3b534874d4704538270e1c/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo2_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/26953f8d32994e80775bd0dfacfb4263/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a950b2c8cbf1252ccef3318030cc3c30/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c575428bc08a385a9943ceb2f3cbe23/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo9_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/826dde67446392563d54fca336501982/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo6_r3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e08d2fd6791a600227d02bbf92019a27/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo7_r3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca980af6820d2d10491331f0e374abc/tumblr_pasmlmPbMt1w1gv1yo8_r4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://janes-eyre.tumblr.com/post/175208931620/if-youre-a-bird-im-a-bird-the-notebook-2004" class="tumblr_blog">janes-eyre</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><small>If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.</small></p> <p><small><b>The Notebook</b> (2004) dir. Nick Cassavetes</small></p> </blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236636777http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236636777Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:19:30 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49a797d739b487b0fa5b3ad884bc428b/tumblr_pau8tjNJz01wd9douo2_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/835a144aed4750905bed703dc09156f7/tumblr_pau8tjNJz01wd9douo4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a07a683dd478d4d61ccd65b8e9ffc607/tumblr_pau8tjNJz01wd9douo3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63942ca8979078793f967f3f9a275fc6/tumblr_pau8tjNJz01wd9douo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://captainmarvels.tumblr.com/post/175209758200/evangeline-lilly-ending-male-actors-in-78-seconds" class="tumblr_blog">captainmarvels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small><b>Evangeline Lilly</b> ending male actors in 78 seconds. (<a href="https://youtu.be/BmzJQF086NU?t=116">x</a>)</small></p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236621017http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175236621017Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:18:40 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/46a82443e893794fd921294f99720c4b/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/078ead8edfa25696328f7782bcf89394/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfd20bd99503ebc552edf78c36879f83/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ad4d53d9b4ca2d1075388f7c8625e31/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c8449a84997ba2ec22c7a98a5d2f053/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c7b7d649318c1b74082f314eae3a288/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/148fa1f9db881b2d34d3677421bade22/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/35b3b9815802c604a9963ab5f3b89275/tumblr_pat2irdYb41vtgid3o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://antifasteve.tumblr.com/post/175190107884/and-the-end-result-bonus" class="tumblr_blog">antifasteve</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>and the end result:</b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5caced0e6468640a8532552f5f3639fc/tumblr_inline_pat2hryszD1r5v6ez_540.jpg" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p><b>bonus: </b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="768"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/48a273cb72125e32ab8d6ded5528b3b9/tumblr_inline_pat2i6ihec1r5v6ez_540.jpg" data-orig-height="432" data-orig-width="768"/></figure></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175204346667http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175204346667Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:07:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68e4b8e4ef98a4194246615a80ba40ad/tumblr_paoyo2XDnd1tdlywfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66b95ff32a0030aa6ca3983ae80a3e5a/tumblr_paoyo2XDnd1tdlywfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blackgirlsvevo.tumblr.com/post/175154687640/blackgirlsvevo-blackgirlsvevo-pixar-really-had" class="tumblr_blog">blackgirlsvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://blackgirlsvevo.tumblr.com/post/175153738490/blackgirlsvevo-pixar-really-had-to-hardcore-yank" class="tumblr_blog">blackgirlsvevo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackgirlsvevo.tumblr.com/post/175118332290/pixar-really-had-to-hardcore-yank-tonys-i-smoke" class="tumblr_blog">blackgirlsvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess</p></blockquote> <p>i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve</p> </blockquote> <p> pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT</p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175204021782http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175204021782Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:53:40 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f18868a2cd56e11604f34b9d6a2dd90f/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/50516bb467f968de8e0c61b792e51730/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63a41870aa746f153aa650d68e374f47/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bbeb10c2197bd25bb88fff2f8f444285/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio7_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d969ce148dc8dc2eed80e536bb44a81/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dfe3bd1f6a9ca20e0a4720c029fa0d9e/tumblr_pahflvtG7m1rtvheio3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://claryalec.tumblr.com/post/174984376244" class="tumblr_blog">claryalec</a>:</p><blockquote><p><small>The best meal I ever had was a five dollar pizza thrown up a fire escape.</small></p></blockquote>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203965812http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203965812Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:51:14 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b1c425a890c10dcef391cf065179676/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/372a7b79aed16a362afae2c579b6dae9/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba42c9c9b458f8d04725aab8aabd51c/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/651a049b2e73859dbeab4f58949aa9f7/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7fc67388f79968abf331fcd603e1277a/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d30368dbd31fa637e0b00f52e30feb2/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/819e9c8aeaf325161c2f3f42271d90b7/tumblr_ohiv7fFDs11v1f2g9o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203903877http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203903877Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:48:25 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/59f0440b9c83b62ef93b63e17f3c9938/tumblr_p7tpm0lFN91rrw1bio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203891297http://loosinmynoodles.tumblr.com/post/175203891297Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:47:51 -0400